Roofies

Nothing Benedict Donald does can distract from L'Affaire Epstein — not even toddling up to the White House roof and — what? Threatening to jump? If only. Perhaps he was looking for the exact place Chip Carter and Willie Nelson smoked weed, who knows? In Republicans' minds, it's probably not too late to haul both Chip and Willie off to the hoosegow. We cats remember better days at 1600 Pennsylvania, and we PURR.