Why It Had to Be Crawford

By Baxter

It's a no-brainer. Here's the real reason that Jenna Bush had to get married in dusty, remote Crawford, Texas.

A country that's this pissed off at its President, his bottomless-pit war and his $4-a-gallon gas would have little patience right now for White-House-wedding hoopla. And we imagine that Barbara Bush is simply fit to be tied that little Jenna couldn't enjoy what those bitchy Nixon and Johnson girls had.

We have some advice for George W. Bush if he wants to improve his numbers: bring the troops home from Iraq, do something about gasoline prices — and oh, get a blow job from a White House intern.

Meow!