Casus Nobelli

By Sniffles

President Gore is meeting with President-elect Obama tomorrow.

O happy day. We're not only going to have a President who respects science, who knows how to write, who believes that talking to other nations is better than refusing to, who's ready to close Guantanamo — we're going to have a President who will listen to President Gore's advice on saving the planet.

Not that we're worried about our own future generations — we've been fixed. But we've been very stressed out about all those polar bears who are drowning because the ice is melting.

And we have some waterfront property that we'd like not to be flooded, thank you.

We cats PURR.

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