Note to Bush: We Hate You. Go Away. Forever. Please.

By Sniffles

Oh, God — we're going to have to put up with all the valedictories now, right?

We cats are appalled at the reports of the George W. Bush-Charlie Gibson interview, in which Bush does a few mea culpas and probably pisses off masses of hard-core Republicans in the process. Which, by the way, pleases us.

But we just don't feel like dealing with Confessions of a War Criminal, ya know? If he wants to get all squishy about how he wasn't prepared to handle September 11, screw him. As far as we're concerned, September 11 is the kind of thing we hire Presidents for, dammit. If he wasn't up for the job, well, shame on us — or, rather, shame on the Supreme Court, for picking this asshole over the highly experienced Al Gore to begin with.

However, there's just one thing that we have to say in light of this interview. We haven't watched it — and if we're lucky, we won't — but it sounds like the kind of things a drunk might say under the influence. "Please forgive me! Please still think I'm swell! Please don't hold all these Iraqi civilian and U.S. military deaths against me!"

Ugh. George W. Bush is The Worst Person Who Ever Lived. You know why? Because even though Hitler and Pol Pot were awful, too, George W. Bush is an American. And we expect more from Americans.

We cats SNARL.