Push-Up Bras for Palin

By Sniffles

If you make $30,000 a year, it must be good to know (NOT!) that that's the additional amount that the Republican National Committee spent on the Palin family this fall. This makes a grand total — so far — of $180,000.

The hillbillies from Wasilla not only touched the RNC for clothing from upscale retailers like Brooks Brothers, Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue, they also availed themselves of items from — somebody please explain this to us — Toys R Us and Victoria's Secret.

Victoria's Secret? Oh, good — that'll appeal to all those fundamentalist Christians named Wanda who love Palin so much. Our guess is — and yes, we're being catty — that those ladies tip the scales a bit too much to indulge in VS's scanty panties, Miracle bras and fancy garters themselves.

But we cats are thrilled. How nice to know that all this money was wasted on sexy underwear, when it could have been spent on efforts to get out the vote instead. Our only question is, when will some RNC heads roll — for letting Alaska's trailer-trash first family roll them?