Joe's "Plunge" into Politics Continues

By Zamboni

So Samuel J. Wurzelsmurzelweeneywonka has some not-so-nice things to say about Senator John McCain and his Presidential campaign. To wit: McCain "appalls" him and he "felt dirty" being around politics.

Although Senator McCain frequently appalls us, too, this strikes us as a little churlish. Also rather unseemly coming from a guy who fixes clogged toilets for a living.

But as you might expect, Mr. Whifflerburkerpuffinlooper takes a nasty swipe at President-elect Obama and gives a gooey compliment to — wait for it — Sarah Palin. But what would else you expect from someone who cleans the matted hair and dead skin flakes out of your shower drain?

Joe, we cats switch our tails at you. Like the non-dynamic duo who made you famous, you need to go away. But at the same time, it's kind of entertaining to see you contributing to the Republican circular firing squad. We're just afraid that Santa will get you for being so mean.