Team of Clowns

By Sniffles

In case you're wondering, the answer is no. We cats are not happy with Rick Warren giving the invocation at the Inauguration. First, Rick Warren is a fat, homophobic, misogynist opportunist who's merely figured out how to make scared, insecure people feel slightly better about themselves. And made a ton of money doing it. He has no business on that Inaugural podium, and when he rises to speak, we cats will visit the litter box.

But second, we don't believe there should be an invocation at all. Separation of church and state, remember? In short, if we cats had our way, President-elect Obama would swear his oath on a copy of the Constitution instead of a Bible. But we realize we will not have our way. So, since we won't, why not invite a liberal Christian to pray over the swearing in? There are such people — they just don't get as high a profile as the right-wing nutbags do.

Therefore, we cats HISS at President-elect Obama. We think we understand what he's doing, but this one makes us want to throw some shoes. In fact, shoes the size of Bozo's would be just about perfect.