Fat Mike Wins

By Zamboni

So former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has won the straw poll of the nutbags at this weekend's "Value Voters Summit." Whoopee.

We cats recall that former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney eked out a win on this same prize back in 2007. "Fat" lot of good it did him in 2008. No pun intended, of course.

Meanwhile, on behalf of President Gore and all the Democratic politicians who've had to endure jokes about weight, we're still waiting for someone to notice that Mike is getting massive again.