Why We Haven't Been Enticed by Facebook — and Now, May Never Be

By Sniffles

We cats won't even repeat the story that inspires this post — except to say that if it's a joke, anyone who lived through the assassinations of the 1960s could not possibly be responsible for it.

We trust that the Secret Service is investigating; however, we're concerned that they're overworked.

Everyone? This is not funny, okay?