By ZamboniOoh, George Clooney is on! Yum, yum! We cats won't tear our fellow Democrats away from the Hope for Haiti telethon, except to expound a tiny bit more on our theory that Sarah Palin is none too happy about the naked guy winning in Massachusetts.
Why wouldn't the famous quitter from Alaska be afraid she's yesterday news? After all, the naked guy is so handsome! And he has a great-looking family, and a truck! And they're already talking about him for President or Vice President!
But it's not just all that. We cats are intrigued that Glenn Beck took it upon himself to gratuitously trash the naked guy just one day after the Bay State's special disaster — oops, we mean, election. Beck did this after his fawning interview with Palin last week, in which he read the following to her from his alleged journal: "She's one of the ony people that [sic] I can see that [sic] can possibly lead us out of where we are."
Yes, that "journal" nonsense was creepy, but it doesn't stop us cats from thinking that the famous quitter and the fat FOXter are in 2012 cahoots. We'll be looking for more clues in the weeks and months to come.
In the meantime — and on a more uplifting note — let's heed the calls of the talented people who are lending their time to tonight's telethon. Call 1-877-99-HAITI or visit www.hopeforhaitinow.org.
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