Monday, January 31, 2011

A Fabulous February

By Sniffles

This is just a friendly reminder that we cats will join Dana Milbank's boycott of the famous killer from Alaska for the month of February.

Gosh, it'll be a lovely month. After all, there's no shortage of reminders that there are tons more important subjects for us to write about: Egypt being just the beginning. In a time of foreign policy crisis, the U.S. Secretary of State makes the rounds of all five Sunday news shows, and our attention turns to the grownups in charge — not to an inconsequential lowbrow entertainer.

Of course, it really isn't fair that the famous killer is making it easy for us, by issuing bizarre statements about how she's glad about the boycott, because otherwise she'd get blamed for Cairo (???). Clearly she's off her celebrated PR game. In fact, she hasn't regained her footing since her well-deserved linkage to the Tucson shootings. We cats wish she could suffer even more, but we'll take what we can get.

Perhaps we should go further, and boycott John McCain as well? We cats are thinking about it.

2 comments:

The Cranky Copywriter said...

How cruel you are! Ushering in a Palin-free February just when you've found one of the zaniest photos of her yet. Does this mean if all hell breaks loose and Todd admits to all those releasing massages that we shouldn't turn on the news to see Sarah's reaction?

The Cat's Meow said...

We cats appreciate your comment but cannot respond to it, since we are in a You-Know-Who-Free-February. Thank you, and have a wonderful month!