Monday, January 10, 2011

Take Action Now Against the Haddock-Clubbing Moose Murderer

By Miss Kubelik

It was impossible to do this when Sarah Palin was "just" killing animals. But now that a Democratic Congresswoman whom Palin targeted in the cross-hairs of a gun sight has been shot in the head and lies in an ICU with half her skull off, we cats felt we had to take action.

So we wrote Discovery Communications and demanded that they take the famous killer from Alaska's stupid reality show off TLC immediately. Not after the season ends and the show isn't (or is) renewed. Immediately.

Failure to do so, we assured them, will result in an instant petition to our cable provider, insisting that they drop TLC from its lineup.

You can do the same here. Or call their ethics hotline at 1-800-398-6395. (If this isn't a question of ethics, what is?)

We cats always relish when a bully has to back down — and this horrible event in Tucson may at last be Palin's moment. In the words of the old song, "Hurray and hallelujah / You had it comin' to ya."

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