Well, That's Taken Care Of

Now that the crazy secessionist Governor of Texas has called on his good buddy God to fix everything that ails America, we cats expect to wake up tomorrow morning and find the world a better place.

No one will be out of work, Republicans will stop obstructing things in Congress, the S&P will re-up the nation's credit rating to AAA, and those 30 guys who died in the helicopter in Afghanistan will be alive again.

But if we find tomorrow that these things have not happened, it will be Rick Perry's fault.

Sorry, but isn't that how it works?

UPDATE: It's Sunday morning, and nothing has changed. Rick Perry obviously doesn't pray right.

Here's a thought. What if the Republicans left pie-in-the-sky and obstructionism behind and tried to work with Obama to help the country? What a concept!