Monday, November 26, 2012

Tidbits and Cat Treats: No Snow Edition

By Baxter

Washington, D.C. and its environs can relax — it looks like we won't get tomorrow's threatened snow. Which is fine with us cats, because we have to travel this week. (However, it can snow all it wants between December 2 and December 13. Weather gods, you've been notified.)

Meanwhile, the following news items have gotten our attention.

We cats think we love Thomas Ricks, and we're wondering how we can get on FOX "News," too. Think Roger Ailes would let us?

Willard Mitt Romney has officially hit 47 percent of the vote! Not only that, but his La Jolla home with the car elevator is right near Bird Poop Central! We applaud coincidences, irony and schadenfreude — 100 percent.

Did you know women aren't women any more because they're angry? Neither did we. But we can only assume that the Phyllis Schlafly relative who's peddling that tripe has visited Free Republic.

Finally, on that note, we have bad news for Jeb! Bush: The Freepers hate you, bud. See, they think you're not only a RINO, but you — are you ready for this? — "refused to save the life of Terri Schiavo."

Hm. The way we remember it, not only was Ms. Schiavo already brain dead, you and the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived and Tom DeLay and Bill Frist insisted on poking the government's nose in a family's private medical business. But then, you Republicans are perfectly happy to invade American bedrooms and doctor offices, aren't you? We cats HISS.

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