Monday, November 5, 2012

"TPAW"

By Zamboni

We cats are resting up today, getting ready for tomorrow's Big Event. Since we've volunteered to be poll watchers, and have to be at our assigned precinct by 5:15 AM (eek!), we calculate that we'll have to take five extra naps this afternoon to make up for it.

But before we do anything else, a word or two about How Things Look.

While we're taking nothing for granted — and, in true Obama-ground-game fashion, we refuse to stand down from our general state of hyper-vigilance — we are feeling pretty good. When projections by people we respect are this favorable, perhaps the only weapon left in the Republicans' arsenal is that well-worn whine, "The Polls Are Wrong." Or TPAW, for short.

Hmmm — that acronym is quite a coincidence. See, we've heard some buzz in Pundit World today about the "passion" that's allegedly brimming in the Silly Willy campaign. That doesn't just make us laugh for the obvious reasons — we've yet to meet a soul who's "passionate" about Willard — but because we also recall that Romney national co-chair who jumped ship more than a month ago: Tim Pawlenty.

That TPAW was so enthusiastic about Silly Willy's candidacy that he left the campaign six weeks early to become a lobbyist. Goodness gracious. If that's what passion for Romney is all about, then we cats heartily endorse it — and, of course, we PURR.

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