Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Urbane

By Miss Kubelik

So with the Republicans' demographic difficulties — with all their hand-wringing and denial and maybe even some soul searching since their dark, dark day of Tuesday, November 6 — it's not possible that Paul Ryan could have issued a racist dog whistle the other day. Right?

Guess again.

The only imaginable explanation — aside from the possibility that a guy who pretends to wash already-clean soup kitchen dishes is indeed an idiot — is that he meant to imply that we Obama voters are smooth, polished, refined and suave. Because of course, we are.

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