Wednesday, October 16, 2013

They Don't Resemble That Remark

By Sniffles

Sigh. Here we go again. In trying to describe John Boehner's relationship with his caucus, a Republican Congresman has reached for that tired old cliche, "herding cats."

We cats resent the implication. Because believe us, while teabags and their Republican enablers may be the majority in the House of Representatives, they are definitely not cats. They are knaves and fools who are bringing our country to the brink of ruin.

Also, "herding cats" implies that under normal circumstances, the herder has some talent in managing the herdees. John Boehner has none. He doesn't lead from behind, or from any direction.

So do us a favor, GOP: Leave us cats out of this. You have a long, long way to go before you're as superior as we are. For which we HISS at you.

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