Thursday, March 19, 2015

"Nutty You Who" Joins The Clown Car

By Miss Kubelik

We cats are wondering if all those right-right-right-right wingers in Israel are feeling had right now. They hauled ass to the polls on Tuesday — alarmed that Arab Israelis were "voting in droves," and excited by racist panderer Benjamin Nutty You Who's vow that there would be no two-state solution while he was Prime Minister.

Now, after voting their hearts out for Likud, they've basically been told: Oops, never mind.

We're still searching from some reaction from the ultra-ultra-ultra side of Israeli politics. But for the rest of us in the meantime — pop quiz!

Did Prime Minister Benjamin Nutty You Who walk back his "no two-state-solution" campaign pledge because:

A. John Kerry read him the riot act?
B. The US said it would stop backing Israel in the UN Security Council?
C. He's a liar and a phony?
D. All of the above?

Yes! The answer is "D," of course. And we might even want to add a fourth option: Benjamin Nutty You Who is, at heart, a Republican who tries to rewrite history. Because right now, he's denying he ever flip-flopped on the Palestinian state in the first place.

Remind you of anybody? We're hearing Boehner, McConnell and all the passengers of the 2016 clown car, insisting there's no GOP war on women. Or that Republicans don't hate gays. Or that they're not racists, even while they're trying to deny people of color their voting rights. That the economy is doing better because of them. That Obamacare is a disaster even though it's not.

Welcome to the clown car, Benjamin Nutty You Who! You fit right in. We cats HISS.

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