Sunday, September 24, 2017

Tidbits And Cat Treats: National Nervous Breakdown Edition

By Miss Kubelik

Today it feels like the United States of America is coming apart at the seams. Bet you had no idea how much who is President matters, did you? We cats knew. Here are a few things that are freaking us out right now.

Does anyone doubt that the sociopath in the White House started his tweetstorm about the NFL because he knew the Jared Kushner email story was about to break?

Does Donald Trump know that 3.5 million Puerto Ricans — who are at this very moment on the brink of a humanitarian crisis — are American citizens?

Does Trump know that Saudi Arabia, which is not on his list of travel-restricted countries tonight, gave us 15 of the 19 September 11th hijackers?

Should we be worried that Trump and his fellow man-child over in North Korea could start a nuclear war? If not, why not?

Why don't we trust Mark Zuckerberg to fix that democracy-destroying clusterfuck he's in charge of known as Facebook?

Do we really think that the Republican knaves and fools in the White House and Congress will be able to bribe Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins to support Graham-Cassidy?

Finally, Joy Reid interviewed a brilliant, incisive, informed, caring and qualified public servant the other day. It aired on MSNBC this morning, and we cannot understand why, after earning more than 65 million votes, that wonderful person is not our President. We cats HISS.

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