We cats are struck by the fact that Donald Drumpf wants to Philip-Nolan members of the NFL who take a knee during the national anthem — but he's perfectly comfortable having Vladimir Putin, a murderer, America-attacker and a tyrant, come to DC.
In our furry opinion, protesting NFL players deserve to be in the US much more than Vlad Pootie does. Which got us thinking about how many Trumpsters should probably be kicked out.
Why not? We can play this game as well as Donald Drumpf can. So from time to time, we'll finger some fuckface who we think has no business being in the good old US of A. Tonight's nominee: JOSH HADER.
The Milwaukee Brewers pitcher, who pretty much stunk up the mound at this week's All-Star Game, sent racist, sexist and homophobic tweets a few years ago — including tweets promoting "white power."
We don't care how much contrition or sensitivity training Hader evinces or undergoes. When you say the words "WHITE POWER," Jesus God, you're consigned to the trash heap forever — unless you have, like, the reincarnation of Nelson Mandela, Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King to vouch for you. Nobody like that appears to be stepping up to the plate (pun intended) for Hader.
For us, any white-supremacist language cancels you out of humanity for all time. We don't care how young or silly or drunk you were when you posted it. You're dead. In fact, you're out of the country. Surrender your citizenship, your voting rights and your passport, Josh Hader — our America doesn't want you. We cats HISS.
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