We cats think it's time to visit that alternate universe in which Hillary Clinton is President. Why not? She got more votes than the treasonous douchebag who's trying desperately to say today that he meant "wouldn't" and not "would." And it's become pretty clear — even to right-wing nutcases — that Donald Drumpf is one illegitimate POTUS.
So, let's think about it: With Hillary in charge, here's what wouldn't be happening:
The Affordable Care Act wouldn't be under siege. In fact, more and more Americans would be getting health coverage, and nobody would be worrying about pre-existing conditions coming back to haunt them again.
The Supreme Court would not be tipping over into Nazism for the next 30 to 40 years. And, oh yeah, Merrick Garland would be sitting on it.
Children and parents would not be ripped out of each others' arms at the border and put in cages.
Zillionaires would not be enjoying a tax cut at the expense of regular Americans' pocketbooks and futures and the entitlements, like Social Security and Medicare, that they worked so hard for.
The emoluments clause of the Constitution wouldn't be generating the headlines that it is today. In fact, taxpayers would be saving a ton of money not making payments to Trump properties.
That nightmare about losing net neutrality that you just woke up from would never have happened in the first place.
Our allies wouldn't be upset. They'd be united and strong against a murdering Russian thug who loathes and despises and — most important — fears the President of the United States.
America wouldn't be ashamed and embarrassed. We'd be proud and moving forward. We cats PURR at the thought, but knowing how things really are, we still have to HISS.
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