Saturday, March 9, 2019

Gag!

By Hubie and Bertie

Congratulations to the Democratic National Committee for shutting FOX "News" out of its 2020 Presidential debates. FOX has truly become a cancer on American journalism, and treating it as if it's a legitimate news network has simply got to stop.

And suddenly we're in the mood for Chinese food. Wonder why?

Well, more on that later, no doubt. (Jeffrey Epstein is not the only South Florida story that's potentially dangerous to Trump.) Meanwhile, we still haven't recovered from Benedict Donald's epic rant at CPAC last week. Our minds were boggled in 2016 that anybody could look at Trump and think they saw a President. He's exponentially worse now.

At one point during Trump's Castroesque two hours, he threatened to issue an executive order that would cut off funds to any college or university that doesn't allow right-wing haters like Richard Spencer or Milo Yiannopoulos to speak on campus. Free speech, everybody! The CPACers cheered wildly.

But CPACers also cheered the new gag orders on federally funded family planning providers who serve low-income patients. You know why, of course. We're still waiting for some woman who had a Trump-related abortion to defy her NDA and come forward, but for right now, we're confused. Isn't the right to discuss contraception and/or pregnancy termination free speech? We cats HISS.

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