Thursday, March 7, 2019

The Best Brain?

By Baxter

So it seems that a rich white guy who likes to watch other guys rape his wife and who works for murderous despots and sells out his country in the process only gets about four years in the hoosegow from a Bush-appointed judge in Virginia.

That's infuriating, but it's good to know that that same rich white guy is going to be sentenced by a different judge in the District of Columbia next week. Deep breaths.

Also, we think that this light sentence makes it more difficult for Benedict Donald to pardon his nefarious friend. As B.D. himself would say, we'll see what happens.

Meanwhile, while we're on the subject, Fordham University apparently has released one semester of Trump's grades, revealing that he's not quite the brilliant mind he thinks he is. Thank you, Fordham — your timing is exquisite. We cats PURR and HISS at the same time.

UPDATE: We cats are not sure this transcript is real. We are investigating — but we'll still leave it up, because even if it's fake, it's GOT to be close to the truth.

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