Does President Biden really need to wear aviator sunglasses in the Oval Office? YES! — if he's doing business as... DARK BRANDON!
And Dark Brandon just delivered 353,000 new jobs in January, tons more than anyone predicted. DARK BRANDON RULES! Okay, we'll turn off the all-caps. But still and all, wildly impressive.
We cats, being Democrats, are very pleased at these economic numbers, even if it's taking the lamestream media a few weeks to catch up. The economy is doing great: Unemployment is at 3.7 percent, average hourly earnings are up, and the US leads the G7 in GDP growth. We've had the G7's best economic recovery from COVID, and the stock market is booming. So, yay!
To our fellow Democrats, here's the message: We cannot rely on the courts, which run according to their own timetables, to pulverize Benedict Donald. Yes, they will help, and yes, polls show that Trump's support would crater if he were convicted of a crime. But in the meantime, we must focus on completely destroying him and the Republicans at the polls in November. The economy will not be the only thing — but it will be a big part of everything. And these numbers are fantastic. Let's keep beating the drum. We cats PURR.
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