Heedless About The Headless

By Miss Kubelik

Very, very quietly — on little cat feet, in fact — Jan Brewer has admitted she was wrong about all those headless bodies in the Arizona desert.

We cats can't think of a more opportune time to concede error than the Friday before the Labor Day weekend — unless it's the week between Christmas and New Year's. So like a Republican: Throw an outrageous assertion out there to appease your nutty base, and then hope it doesn't get noticed when you're forced to take it back.

However, in this case, Brewer mucked up the time-honored GOP strategy a bit. Clearly she didn't expect to run into such a well-deserved buzzsaw with reporters after the debate.

And since she's nixed any further debates, Brewer must wish she "hadn't did it."