Thursday, September 16, 2010

Memo to Mehlman: Our Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes to You

By Miss Kubelik

In the wake of Tuesday's primary elections, we cats just have one question.

Where has Kenny Boy Mehlman gone?

Since he jumped out of the closet a few weeks ago, two rabidly anti-gay whack jobs have snared Republican nominations: Christine O'Donnell for Senate in Delaware, and Carl Paladino for Governor in New York. And Kenny has said nary a word. In fact, he's basically disappeared since he outed himself.

It makes us wonder if he was being threatened with outing or blackmail to begin with — and came out for, shall we say, less honorable reasons than he'd have us believe.

Kenny? Are you there?

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