Idiots' Delight

By Miss Kubelik

We cats have been entertaining out-of-town guests for the last couple of days, but it didn't escape our notice that a new poll has Levi Johnston bumping John Edwards off the top spot as Most Unpopular Guy.

Wow. That's quite an accomplishment, Leev. A 72 percent unfavorability rating is nothing to sneeze at.

It does make us wonder, though, what Levi's standing says about Bristol Palin's judgment. And how it qualifies her to 1) serve as a spokesperson for responsibility in premarital relationships and 2) "earn" $15,000 to $30,000 per speech. What group would pay that much money to someone whose low standards led her to conceive with one of the most despised men in America?

(But relax, Rielle Hunter — you're off the hook.)