We cats are in a particularly good mood, having attended a simply wonderful wedding last night. Now, in the bright light of day, we have a few questions on the following topics.
Nuptials: Can somebody please explain to us how the vows we witnessed yesterday are supposed to threaten straight marriage? Nobody on the Republican right really goes into detail, and as you know, we cats are curious. And the two straight couples who attended woke up this morning, we presume, just as married as they were before. Hm.
Nincompoops: How can you debate Sharron Angle and NOT score a knockout punch? Incredible.
Nuts: Can we now dispense with the phrase "man up"? When Angle said it to Reid the other night it gave us the cheaps. The super cheaps. Coupled with the famous witch's admonition about "man pants," we cats feel like we've all gone back to the seventh grade.
Numskulls: An idiot on FOX "News" declares that "all terrorists are Muslims"? Now we cats have heard everything. How quickly these right-wingers forget the KKK — not to mention a charming young man named Timothy McVeigh.
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