Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Lest We Furr-get: GOP Dishes It Out, Can't Take It

By Zamboni

Gee, remember when that Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad came out, and all those Republicans complained that it was a secret Obama commercial? (So they're falling all over themselves to apologize since Eastwood endorsed Silly Willy the other day, right? Nah.)

Remember when the Department of Homeland Security issued a report on right-wing domestic terrorism, and the teabaggers blew a gasket? (Now that six innocent Sikhs have been shot to death by a white supremacist, they're taking it all back, right? Wrong.)

And remember when Saxby Chambliss said that a triple-amputee Vietnam vet was the moral equivalent of Osama bin Laden? That, Republicans aver, was just politics as usual — but now, let Harry Reid insist that Mitt Romney release his tax returns (like his daddy did), and the Lindsay Grahams, Rancid Piefaces and Transvaginal Bob McDonnells of the world get all umbrage-y about it.

Jeez, what a bunch of whiners. Sharron Angle, where are you? Tell them to man up!

(IMAGE: Our favorite puss, of course.)

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