Saturday, August 18, 2012

Town Hall Terrors

By Baxter

Is Willard Mitt Romney scared of town halls?

We cats wonder, because he had to drag his running mate, Paul Ryan, with him to just such an event in New Hampshire this week.

So, let's get this straight:

Willard has been running for President for 20 years. His summer home is in New Hampshire. He's done hundreds of campaign events in the state over the last six years, including events for other candidates in 2006 and 2010. He shops on Main Street in tiny Wolfeboro. But he needs Ryan at his side to do a simple town hall? John McCain must be checking himself into a hospital, he's laughing so hard.

Of course, the best thing about it is that when Romney and Ryan campaign together, they cover much less ground. We cats PURR.

(IMAGE: Yes, we cats know that Sleepy Hollow is actually in New York. We point that out for the benefit of Republican Presidential candidates who are clueless about geography.)

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