And The Winner Is.....

By Miss Kubelik

Here we go again: hours and hours of coverage on cable TV, goodness gracious. Chuck Todd and Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow and the MSNBC guests are standing on the red carpet in their tuxes and evening gowns, desperately filling empty hours with... wait a minute. We think we have the Presidential debates confused with the Oscars.

But who can blame us, when the reprehensible Paul Ryan decides to vie for Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a totally manufactured soup kitchen moment? We would break into derisive Cheshire cat smiles over this, except we're too busy hacking up hairballs.

Oh, well — off to the phone bank. We live in a battleground state, after all. And while our Republican neighbors with their silly Willard lawn signs may be sitting at home on their butts, we aren't. In the meantime, as long as we're marrying Hollywood and politics, enjoy this terrific new Obama spot with voice-over by the great Morgan Freeman.