Friday, October 5, 2012

More Americans Employed, Republicans Upset

By Miss Kubelik

Gosh, Willard Mitt Romney and the Republicans have been soooooo disappointed that the unemployment rate dipped below 8 percent today.

See, despite their faux uber-patriotism and jingoistic tendencies, the GOP despise President Obama so much that they now root against America. In fact, check out former GE chair Jack Welch — who has clearly had too much plastic surgery — going totally sour grapes on this good news on "Hardball with Chris Matthews." Embarrassing.

Let's get something straight. The liars — otherwise known as the Republicans, Jack Welch and the Romneybots — think that, although the economy is clearly improving (and we would call anything after Bush-Cheney improving), America must fire its current CEO and go back to the people who drove the truck into the ditch in 2008.

Why do Republicans hate America?

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