Oh, Those Naughty FEMA People!

By Baxter

We cats are hunkered down today, waiting for the meaty part of the 1,000-mile-wide phenomenon known as "Frankenstorm" to hit Northern Virginia. It's times like this that we're glad the government is around — to tell people what to do before the hurricane, and to help pick up the pieces afterward.

So on that note, enjoy this blast from the past: Willard Mitt Romney's ridiculous take on federal disaster aid.

We cats hope a tree falls on his house in New Hampshire.