Sunday, March 3, 2013

Dear Rancid Pieface: Come Fly With Us

By Sniffles

The John Boehner Memorial Sequester is starting to take effect. The air traffic control tower at our nearby regional airport is scheduled to close next month, leaving pilots to discuss their landings amongst themselves. We cats are wondering if we'll be able to hear the crash when the inevitable occurs.

But, never mind! The sequester is a good thing! Right?

We cats decided we needed to find a topic that would distract and amuse us. And it wasn't long before we found one: Rancid Pieface, chairman of the Republican National Committee.

See, it seems that Pieface is taking the GOP's poor performance with minority voters deeply to heart. He wants people of color to vote Republican. "I just sort of reached a boiling point on the issue," he said.

It is to laugh.

Rancid Pieface is the same guy who, as chairman of the Wisconsin Republican Party, repeatedly said "Obama" when he meant "Osama." (Yeah, just "accidentally," over and over again, confuse the world's most wanted terrorist with the first black President.) He's the same guy who helped elect a teabagger Wisconsin Senator who continually votes against the interest of minority voters. He's the same guy who helped elect a Governor who declared war on municipal and unionized employees, a large number of whom are minorities.

And when was the last time that Chairman Pieface called out a party official or Republican-appointed judge for sending a racist email?

Finally, this is the same guy who was rabidly endorsing efforts to make it impossible for "those people" to register and vote — and who just loves the idea of rigging the Electoral College for the GOP.

We cats suggest that, should Pieface need to fly back to Washington sometime soon, he take a flight that lands at our regional airport.

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