Tuesday, April 29, 2014

A Quickie: Future Donald Sterling Headlines

Today's headline:
Donald Sterling Banned for Life for Racist Comments

Tomorrow's headline:
Donald Sterling Named to Board of Directors, Tea Party Express USA

The day-after-that headline:
Donald Sterling Named "Big Tent 2016" Outreach Chairman for Republican National Committee

The day-after-the-day-after that headline:
Donald Sterling Named National Finance Co-Chair, "Draft Trump 2016"

(We cats also suggest a face transplant. Just one problem: Who would want his old one?)

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