Tuesday, April 1, 2014

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad GOP

By Miss Kubelik

Wow! We cats are so happy that the White House followed our advice and held a celebratory event for the Affordable Care Act today!

That's because 7.1 million Americans have basically told the Republicans to go stuff it by enrolling in Obamacare. Add to that number all the people who have gotten coverage through Medicaid or by going on their parents' plans until age 26, and we've got quite a passel of folks who will be able to get medical care and live better, healthier lives.

Which, as we know, the Republicans think is terrible, just terrible. Gosh, they must be so mad that, as the President pointed out, Obamacare is not making the world come to an end.

Come to think of it, have you ever noticed how many Republicans have anger issues? Chris Christie (and his entire staff), Joe Wilson, every single teabagger, Rush Limbaugh, Rick Perry (anyone who carries a gun while jogging has a problem), Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, John McCain, the famous quitter from Alaska, Steve King, Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, and the current queen of them all, Jennifer Stefano. They're all seething with hate for the man in the White House and his signature law that's going to help millions of Americans.

Looks like the Obamacare joke's on you, GOP. Happy April Fool's Day! We cats PURR.

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