"Jeb!" Bush has finally, maybe, set the record straight about whether he would invade another country on a lie. But considering all the twists and turns he's taken this week on the issue, we're still not sure.
What we are certain of, though, is that Bush is extremely vexed. Have you seen the video of his would-I-or-would-I-not-wage-war-on-Iraq statement today? God, he is so annoyed. As in, how-dare-you-doubt-me annoyed.
"We're all supposed to answer hypothetical questions" these days, he whines with deep resentment. You know what? We don't care how many versions of the Iraq answer he's given this week — that attitude makes us want to slap his silly face. Hey, Jebbie, do you know how many Americans died because your brother started that war? Show a little respect.
And of course he's not the only Republican who suffers from feelings of entitlement. But Jeb! Bush's was so vividly on display today that we cats just want to hack up a hairball in his underwear drawer. Right after we HISS.
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