Sunday, January 10, 2016

Cruz Country

By Zamboni

Well! Donald Trump went on the Sunday shows this morning, and the Ted Cruz Citizenship Scandal lives to see another day. We cats think this is just hilarious, and couldn't happen to nicer people.

Example: We just checked on our right-wing friends the Freeps, and boy, are they confused. Endless threads about the true meaning of natural born citizenship, which of course can't be settled because it isn't. (While most scholars agree on it, the Supreme Court has never weighed in.)

In short, it's frustrating enough that before long, the Freepers are block-copying unreadable treatises and all-capping each other, and you just know that if they were in the same room together instead of merely in cyberspace, the fur would be flying.

A few are starting to sour on Trump — calling him a Democrat, and worse. But here's our favorite comment, bar none: "Whatever the truth is about Cruz... it is nothing compared to the ineligibility of the current President."

Is that funny, or what? Since when is a guy born in Canada more American than a guy born in Hawaii? Ah, the world they live in.

Anyway, all you need to know is that Ted is a native Calgarian, and Donald won't stop fanning the flames. We love it! And one more thing: We guarantee you Canada doesn't want Ted Cruz back. We cats PURR.

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