Thursday, January 21, 2016

Fetus Frenzy Knows No (Snow) Bounds

By Miss Kubelik

Now that we've all learned anew how despicable Carly Fiorina is — making Iowa kids on a field trip pose in front of fetus photos, for heaven's sake — we are reminded once again, on the eve of Roe v. Wade's anniversary, how little Republicans care about children once they're born.

Michigan Governor Rick Snyder has been lead-poisoning kids in Flint for nearly two years. Republicans in states across America refuse to expand Medicaid (screw the poor families). Republicans deny climate change, so future generations — not to mention the planet — can go to hell. And Sarah Palin — oy, her children are such a mess. If she's a GOP role model, parenting does not seem to be a Republican strength.

But fetuses, oh, fetuses! They are sacred. We cats don't get it — but we sure as heck know that if any of the passengers in the GOP 2016 clown car, God forbid, get elected in November, reproductive rights are doomed.

One consolation: Washington's blizzard is supposed to start about midday tomorrow. But the rabid anti-choicers apparently refuse to call off their silly annual march. Let's hope they all get battered by high winds, stuck in snowdrifts, and then find themselves stranded in shelters, with no light and no heat, the entire weekend. We cats can dream, can't we? It would sure make us PURR.

UPDATE, Jan. 22: Awww, a bunch of anti-choicers from Alabama can't get out of town and have nowhere to stay! And the size of the anti-choice march was way down this year. We cats love snow! And we PURR.

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