Saturday, January 16, 2016

Talking Sure Beats "Carpet Bombing"

By Miss Kubelik

Gosh! How awful, awful, AWFUL that the United States and five of its allies brokered that nuclear deal with Iran. You know, the one that the Republicans and Mr. Pain-In-The-Ass from Israel said would bring on Armageddon? Well, guess again, folks.

Not only is Iran complying with the agreement, but here's some icing on that already-excellent cake: First, Iran quickly freed those US sailors who had trespassed in the Persian Gulf. (Okay, showing that video was tacky, but who cares? The guys are back, safe and sound.) And now it appears that more Americans held by Iran will be released, including a reporter from The Washington Post who holds dual citizenship and who was arrested in Tehran in 2014.

Negotiations are swell, aren't they? That's what we cats call "Smart Power," all right. (Whoops, well, maybe former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called it that first.)

Rafael Cruz. Jr. talks about how he wants to bomb the Middle East so badly it'll make the sand glow. But how much better to speak with our adversaries, bring captives home, and make their families' faces glow instead. We cats PURR.

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