Sunday, June 14, 2020

#DatabaseGate

By Baxter

Benedict Donald has caved and moved his next "show" from Juneteenth to the very next day. But he's still holding it in Tulsa, the site of the brutal white-on-black race riot in 1921. He doesn't care. And he equally doesn't care if anyone gets COVID-19 from attending. He's making them sign waivers.

Meanwhile, campaign manager Brad "Weird Beard" Parscale is bragging that more than 800,000 tickets have been registered for, even though the Tulsa venue only seats about 19,000.

This seems odd. Aren't the fools who are registering already in Brad's database? After all, it's not like Benedict Donald has worked overtime attracting first-time Trump lovers. (Or working overtime at anything, come to think of it.) So what's the value of the 800,000, assuming Brad's not lying? (Big assumption, we know.) Something is fishy.

You can't help wondering: How many of those "signing up" are Russian bots? Chinese bots? Iranian bots? North Korean bots? Antifa bots? Democrats playing pranks by taking "tickets" away from Trumpsters and then not showing? And how many are actually MAGAts who will sign up, drive 200 miles, and stand in line in 90-degree weather for 18 hours — and not get in?

Perhaps it takes 800,000 sign-ups to get a decent Trump crowd these days? If so, Weird Beard and his boss better be careful. They can't afford to kill off any more of their voters. We cats HISS.

1 comment:

The Cranky Copywriter said...

We know that Trump's supporters are moronic, but are they suicidal? Since so many of them are seniors, it will be interesting to see who will actually put their life on the line for someone who detests them.