By Hubie and Bertie
There are only 11 weeks left until Election Day. And Benedict Donald has already lost this one.
Honest! Just think about everything that's happened today, and the kickoff of the Democratic Convention hasn't even begun. Here's our list:
Benedict Donald threatened anew not to leave office on "Fox & Friends." (And he paid tribute to his brother, who just died, by praising himself.)
Trump's former DHS Chief of Staff endorsed Joe Biden with a brutal video. "I'm confident Joe Biden will protect the country," said Miles Taylor, who is, BTW, a member of the GOP.
The lads over at The Lincoln Project also released a pro-Biden ad. Gosh, who'd have thought we'd ever see such lauding of a Democrat by Republicans?
Speaker Pelosi is bringing the House of Representatives back into session for hearings on the raping of the post office.
NBC/The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post-ABC released polls showing Joe Biden leading Trump by nine points and 12 points, respectively.
Rush Limbaugh called Kamala Harris some names that will not go over well with "suburban housewives" — and Twitter guffawed over Melania's refusal to hold Benedict Donald's hand when they deplaned from Air Force One yesterday.
And best of all, Randy Rainbow is back! We cats PURR.
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