Friday, March 17, 2023

Imminent, As They Say

By Miss Kubelik

Since Trump's mobster lawyer is now saying that Benedict Donald will give himself up at Mar-a-Lago next week without causing a scene, it looks like our weekend will be consumed with anticipation of an arrest. Wow! This kind of talk is almost as fun as the actual indictment.

All that said, bear in mind the following:

  • Trump will spend all weekend trying to fundraise from his base. As the world's Grifter Extraordinaire, he'll have to do that before he gets hit with a gag order.
  • If Trump tries to say anything negative about Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg after that, his bail could be revoked. Judges just don't allow defendants to say bad things about prosecutors on social media without consequences.

So, these next few days are Donald's last chance to fleece the flock. Rest assured that he'll milk the Stormy Daniels indictment for all it's worth, just to eke a few extra bucks from his ignorant MAGA crowd.

We can't decide what's more offensive — Trump's crimes against democracy, or his violations of the poor ignorant slobs who say they believe in him. Either way, he is one of the most despicable forms of humanity who ever walked the earth. We cats HISS.

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