Transvaginal Bob McDonnell, wherever he is today, must be really annoyed. When he gave the Republican response to the State of the Union address back in 2010, he fell pretty flat — but good God, if he was uninspired, at least he was normal. Not like the goofy gopher Bobby Jindal, or the overrated and ever-thirsty Baby Marco Rubio. And certainly not like whatever it was we all saw from Alabama Senator Katie Britt last night.
As one tweep we follow observed, before Thursday night, we didn't really know much about Katie Britt — and how dearly we would like to return to those halcyon days. We knew that Alabama had gone big-time downhill in its Senate representation recently, but between Katie and Tommy Tuberville, what a shock. Why was her voice so breathy? Why was she in Handmaid's Tale green? Why was she in a kitchen? Why was there nothing in that kitchen? WTF is going on?
Republicans are in a state, too. In real time last night, party leaders were calling and texting one another and screaming. "Everyone’s fucking losing it," one said. "It’s one of our biggest disasters ever."
We cats will spare you the original Britt video, because it's beyond cringeworthy. Instead, enjoy these reactions from The View. And gosh, what a night for Democrats — not only did Dark Brandon rule in the State of the Union, but the Republican response crashing and burning in such dramatic fashion? Icing on the cake. (Which is maybe a very kitchen-oriented metaphor.) Transvaginal Bob, please try to control your frustration. We cats PURR.
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