Thursday, August 21, 2008

Let's Not Make It Nine

By Sniffles

Sigh. How typical. Filthy-rich Republican pretends to be one of the people, gets caught with his pants down. We don't know about you, but we're pretty disgusted that Senator McCain doesn't even know how many houses he owns.

The answer? If you include a beachfront getaway that Cindy McCain just bought for their kids, it's eight. (Gee, why didn't our parents buy us a condo on the beach?) And now the McCains want to add 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to that list.

We cats say, enough. Particularly when the McCain campaign responds with such umbrage when the Obama campaign raises the issue.

We're sorry, Senator McCain. You can take potshots at Senator Obama's recent vacation all you want. But to our way of thinking, there's a big difference between making money writing (actually writing) a couple of best-selling books — and coming into a gazillion dollars by divorcing your crippled first wife to marry a beer heiress.

And by the way, when are we going to see Mrs. McCain's tax returns? Oh — not until after the election!

We cats HISS at John and Cindy McCain and their eight (count 'em) eight homes. There are plenty of cats in this world who don't even have one.

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