We Call Bulls*** on CNN

By Baxter

Please excuse us cats. We're not usually profane, but CNN's latest headlines have us seeing red.

"Obama Squeaks By McCain in Polls," they say at the CNN website.

However, in our experience, five points are well outside the margin of error. Where does the "squeak" come in, we wonder?

Forty-eight to 43 percent is fine with us — especially since the Worst Person Who Ever Lived defeated John Kerry by four points in 2004.

News media, PLEASE get some perspective! If you don't, we HISS and GROWL in your direction.