Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Cat's Pajamas

By Baxter

So Sarah Palin's on a frantic quest to rehabilitate her tattered reputation (we've dubbed it "The Defeat Tour"). And she's blamed bloggers who are "kids in pajamas sitting in the basement of their parents' homes" for all her PR troubles.

We have news for Governor Palin. Bloggers or not, we cats always sleep naked.

But the fact that Sarah Palin says something untrue is hardly news at this point. We're just not sure we're in the mood to call her on it. After two months of wading through her impossibly mangled syntax, we're tired of trying to separate the wheat from the chaff. Mainly because there's only chaff.

No, Sarah Palin is the Republicans' problem, not ours. Let the GOP boys with 2012 aspirations worry about how to short-circuit her vast ambition. Mitt, Mike, Tim, Charlie, Newt, Bobby, Jeb — have at it, if you're up for it. Just remember that in Sarah's mind, it won't be Republican voters cracking the door open for her. It'll be God.

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