Friday, November 7, 2008

A "Greyt" Suggestion

By Zamboni

Okay, okay. We cats initially swore we wouldn't get involved in this issue. But now we feel we have to.

The Obamas should adopt a greyhound.

It would be perfect — a rescue dog that poses minimal allergy issues. And just imagine the sight of a greyhound racing in circles on the South Lawn.

As cats that once shared a home with the breed, we can personally testify that greyhounds are gentle, loving, eager to please, and frankly, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier — which means they're especially good with us felines.

Which reminds us, the Obamas should adopt a cat, too.

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