John Randall, Guess What You Are

By Zamboni

Speculation again is swirling whether the Democrats will attain a filibuster-proof, 60-seat majority in the Senate.

We cats never say die — after all, we have nine lives — but we agree with Senator Schumer. It's only possible, not probable, that Democrats will win all three of the seats still up in the air — Minnesota, Georgia and Alaska.

However, there's one thing we do know. A National Republican Senatorial Committee spokesperson named John Randall really crossed a line yesterday.

"At this point, all that stands between an unchecked, liberal, Democrat tyranny in Washington are two yet-to-be-determined races and a runoff in Georgia," he said.

Really, Mr. Randall? "Tyranny?" Amazing. It seems to us that these three Senate races aside, the American people voted pretty decisively for what you call a "tyranny."

We cats HISS at the never-ending, over-the-top language from desperate, unhappy Republicans.

Oh, and one more thing, Mr. Randall — "Democrat" is a noun, not an adjective. The term you're looking for is "Democratic tyranny."