By ZamboniThe stereotypical cat fight is a couple of females taking swipes at one another. Rowr!
But it simply can't compare to boy cats when they get into the act. Any owner of an entire male knows that boys often spray, to A) be aggressive and B) mark territory. And let us tell you, there's a lot of spraying going on right now between Republican Senator John Ensign and Doug Hampton, the cuckolded husband of the Senator's most recent Afternoon Delight.
(We say "most recent" because — gosh! — Ensign apparently has a track record with other women.)
For us Democrats, this sorry episode — from the allegations of extortion to the embarrassment of FOX "News" to the Hamptons' really bad taste in furniture — has been a lot of fun to watch. But here's the most astounding fact we've uncovered so far.
John Ensign is a veterinarian.
Ick!! Keep him away from us.
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